- not all the beauties come with the brain!

yup. the worst part is...u are ugly with no brain. ouh! so damn annoying. well, L dgn berbesar hati nak pesan dekat semua gadis-gadis kt luar sana sebelum menyembur berhengat2 dulu level of intelligent kite ni di tahap yg mane ekh. jgn sampai 'kepandaian' kite tu makan diri kite balik. pastu dan2 nak cover, ' i saje jek buat u bengang sbb nak tgk u mcm mane..' duh! so old-skool. for me, kalau that person is not competent enough to fight with me, so..L akan mengalah. cewah. mcm mulia sgt kan? hahahaha. xde la mengalah mcm tu. kenalah ajar cket A B C tu mcm mane. kalo x kang..tetap jugak beliau tu nak menongkat langit kan. puh-liz!

scene : tengah syok2 melayan video ML minggu ketiga. alih2 dpt msg. no yg sgt familiar! pasal mamat ni hutang L dah berabad. huh!

Proton_Izan : Halo. Im gf a.zizan. after he pay u d balance. Don’t u ever dare ask him to pay any payment of d house. U n ur family 2 much. Ckp mcm taik

[ouh! menggigil jgn ckap la..mmg berdebor sgt! tp L reply jugak..]

L : Tyvm. May ALLAH bless u both.

Proton_Izan:
Wc. Alhamdulillah hrp2 ko dapat rase btp rasenye menyusahkan hidup org

[ek eh..minah ni mid life crisis ke hape2 tibe2 nak emo nih..?]

L : Well. What goes around comes around. I believe ALLAH with me. Ask ur bf to keep his balls. I don’t know u and im not dealing with u. Is that wrong if i am asking what is mine? Fyi, he never kept his promise. Never once.

Proton_Izan: Wat balls babe? <---------- [THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PART EVER!!!]

L x reply... n then..

Proton_Izan: Kl dah tau cite la..

[errkk?! mst die dah pk something else neh...wallawei!]

L replied: Nothing much to tell. As i mentioned before, im not dealing with u. Honey, next time please ensure ur beauty comes with the brain ok. So, daaa..~

alih2 die bengang da..: Wteve he is mine. U bête mention it. Ssh sng kmi rsa brsma..n u r blind of it...suppose 2 b u use ur brain, dear. Hope u njoy wteve u do. X pyh tjk baik klo hati busuk..

[damn!!! she thot L nak amek bf-beliau-yg-tak-seberapa tu?!!! aiyooo0!] hahahahahahah.

L: Hati i busuk? So hati u wangi sgt la kan? Ur bf just not my cup of tea. hello. like ur bf drives 5series BMW. Puh-liz! Shesshhh. I AM NOT A BITCH.

beliau balas dgn rase x puas hati: Whtever lps abeh die byr utg u 2..tlg jgn cr die lg..g r minta htg umh kt org yg sewa umh fmily u 2 dn knekan dirg lk cm ne u knekan bf i..i dh lame ngn die, i tawu ssh nye die abes ngn byr umh 2 smpai sen pn xleh smpan utk our marriage. N i cant stand of this anymore! N u know die jd i dgn baik..

[ni skrip amenda plak ni? adoyay!! dah masuk bab jage menjage tepi kain plak ni? ape kena mengena ni weh?!!!]

L: U ni janda dr Pahang tu ke? [short n simple!]

n then: x..die dh tinggal...k lh kak g tau ya2..kak ngn a.izan dh bertunang hjg bln 12 t.lps..mcm2 dh kak lalui dgn die. Klo ble nk settle masalah yg ade..

[ouh! reti ckap elok2 gak die ni upenye..well, ok!]

L: Kalau dr td ckap elok2 kan xpe?i’m not a little girl yg xde otak nk berfikir. Clear? Sy x ksah ape hubungan akak dgn die. Non of my business. Hutang yg sy mintak tu hutang bln 9 n 10 tahun lepas. Brape kali die berjanji nak bayar? Sy dulukan duit PTPTN sy sbb pk die tu kwn sy. Just kwn. Fyi, my bf drive 5series bmw. Tp jgn la buat kwn mcm ni. Call x jwb. Msg x bls. Sy bukan jenis cr pasal dgn org la kak. Sy taw limit sy. Sy hormat die sbb die lebih tua dr sy. Sy xtaw knape mst die nak berhabis tuk rumah tu. Sdgkan ade penyewa lain. Kak pun xyah la nk serang2 sy mcm ni. Mcm sy plak berhutang.

ok. ade banyak lg part2 kelakar yg minah ntah asal usul ni buat. but enough with that. she thot she's older than me so she could say anything that she wants to. LIBERTY? ehem. beliau ni rase beliau jek yg ade hati nak marah. abes hati L ni mulia sgt la kan boleh tahan sabar dgn msgs kurg ajar dr beliau.thanks ALLAH. i got the strength. yg penting...sakit perut sbb tergelak dgn kepandaian minah ntah asas usul ni. i know she try to be a savvy to her bf. tp beragak la. finally, L berjaya jugak menang kes ni. senang jek. kalo bf die tu gentleman, meh la face to face. tayah la nak guna gf lak tuk msg2 ni. tahpape. chicken! ok darlings.

MORAL: kalau org tu tgh jd api kita cuba jd air...time die dah nak jd air tu. time tu kite simbah die sampai basah lencun. jgn bg peluang pun ekh! love uols. Mwahhhh!!~

- gossips. conflicts. fun. joy. sadness.

when the study week start!!~ yippy. yippy. yeay. pejam. celik. pejam. celik. pejam x celik2 pun ade. semester 2 is about to finish. ouh. sgt x sangka dpt go through semester 2 dgn jayanya. skrg..perjuangan untuk ke final. on the 1st day of study week...activity yg L buat adalah.. WINDOW SHOPPING. therapy la. mind therapy. next, pack all the unnecessary stuff. almost done! hrfffttttt...~

gossips. conflicts. fun. joy. sadness. all together in 1 menu. BEN SEMESTER 2.

whatever it is, the most and very important is...the first step. its the biggest fear ever. as myself, L bukan suke sgt nak buat pemaparan kendiri ni. low-profile la konon ni. so, kalau dapat buat tu kire pencapaian yg agak membanggakan la gak. peace. ~_~V

ok darlings..~ stop searching for MOHD IKHWAN ISMAIL. as L typed in google...tu dia! and absolutely non of them. let me keep it as a secret ekh. only us. n_*

eh. wanna share something with u guys ----> http://www.facebook.com/#!/notes/davinci-vii/list-ge-gurl-cheap-sale-malaya/10150235499225873

last but not least : Yang Pahit Itu Penawar. happy saturday ols. Mwahhhhh!!~

- BLS 3043 & Le Cremeria ;)

just finished 1 small tub of le cremeria ice cream. pecan flavour with chocolate sauce and almond. super duper yummy. mata rase berat jek. hehe. shima dah selamat tido dah. ade berita yg menggembirakan hari ni. my team for BLS 3043 being chosen as the best presenters for our case study. wallaweii!!~ ALHAMDULILLAH Ya ALLAH.

week of death x_X! rushing for everything. hoho. last nyte settled down rental issue with a. izan n kak fifie. banyak pulak songeh. xpe L! sabar tu separuh dr iman kan? hanya org2 yg terpilih jek yg diuji kesabarannya ni. so, tahniah tuk L sendiri sebab dapat jd yg terpilih. yayyy me! hahaha. positif sgt kan?

few jobs still pending. ouh. esok adelah hari terakhir untuk sesi 2010/2011 Semester 2. the final just at the corner. bersedia atau tidak..bolos saja dinding itu!!!!! kalo x terbolos cemane? haaa..~ bersiap sediolah nak berbalas pantun tu kang. XP

p/s: boghek ea lah mato ni. hurmmm!

- kecik ati. terkilan.

tipu la kalo L xde rase tu. L pun manusia biase gak. lebih2 lg bila bertitle ANDALUSIA ni kan. lg la lebih2 sensitipnye. haha. cepat jek nak tersentap. haila..~!

kali ni. dengan hamba ALLAH yg dirahsiakan namanya. BELIAU [bukan nama sebenar] ntah sengaja entahkan tidak nak sakitkan hati ni. sebagai org Islam yg mengamalkan cara hidup Islam, kita kena bersangka baik kan? baru la hati x busuk..kan? untuk itu, L rase BELIAU ni x sengaje kot nak sakitkan ati L yg x berape nak besar ni. sentap hati mak nak! iyelah..kite bersengkang mata bagai nak rak. sampai berdenyut2 kepala ni. kena tang die mcm xde pape jek. memang sopan sgt kan? ok. L jek yg kena bertolak ansur. L jek yg kena mengalah. pourquoi?! hamikk. terus keluar French. hahahaha.

ibarat drive kt jalanraya la ni. kite duk beria jage keselamatan org, org lain belum tentu nak jage keselamatan kita. pi mai pi mai tang tu jugak. hmmmmmmmmmmm. owh! c'mon L. big girl can handle it. relax la. kate iron lady. kate2 nak menyedapkan hati konon. -_-!

sabar la hati! sesungguhnya ujian itu adalah untuk mereka yg sabar. dan ganjarannya syurga kelak.

moral of the story : nak jaga hati org lain, kena makan hati sendiri yek! ;)

- week 14th!!!~

hell!!! so toot busy. attended a course on Friday. French test on Saturday. watched theater on Saturday night. OFF on Sunday. but still need to prepare for presentation! urgh. presentation on Monday morning. test and mock interview on Tuesday. replacement class on Tuesday night. another Test on Wednesday. last day class on Thursday. hrftttt!!~ #_#

a week after that, the final exam will be started. 0_o

back to KL on 9th May 2011. ouh! LCCT, i am coming. hahahah. xde plan ape2 pun untuk 4 bulan ni. except, mummy kate kena ngajar bebudak tuk subjek English. sapo ea lah yg mintak tu. x buleh nengok org senang langsung lah.. ;P

P/S:
rindukan cibunina and moneng! kuqis and ariff too...~_~!
sha + babe + nana + puan fauziah
semua ade kt KL. hurmm. cepatlah waktu.

last Saturday, French test. last minute preparation. only 1 and half hour before L bukak buku and study. ALHAMDULILLAH. boleh jawab. nak btaw kt sini, err..L mmg kena study last minute gak kot baru boleh ingat. sebelum ni Phonetics and Phonology pun buat camni gak. boleh gak jawab. ce kalo study awal2. adoyay. selalu jd kt language and society. prepare mcm nak rak..tp sume ke laut. not to believe with that formula too..tp..ntah. belajar melalui pengalaman kan? haha. so, mulai skrg...better study last minute. ;P

attended a cOurse - GET THAT JOB! describe about that course in a word : INTERESSANT! interesting org kuala terengganu kate. interessant tu org kg L jek yg pakai. ;P
menarik jugak. sebab boleh prepare tuk mock interview bg subject UBI3022 this coming Tuesday. so, in total, L already attended 3 courses in this semester. ouh. perkembangan yg sangat baik. sebelum kt UiTM x pnah nak amik port pun pasal kursus2 ni. lg2 kursus kahwin. hahaha. skrg ni..tgh tunggu peluang bile la UniSZA nak buat kursus kahwin ni. kalo dah keje kang memanjang xde mase kan. soalannya : AKAN BERKAHWINKAH SAYA? gitu!

well, lately. few things are not like before. barangkali ade yg terasa. atau mungkin bengang. however, i dont have any clues with what has happened. the future is not me to see. maybe, itu yg terbaik.

ouh. lupe nak update : this coming Wednesday, L akan jadi tourist guide tuk foreign students yg datang ke UniSZA. wish me luck! ;)

it is 3.50am now. have a sweetestdream everyone. love ya! n_n

mohd.ikhwan.ismail

Anak ikan mak yg baru ni nok!!! Hahahaha. Maju kan sekarang? Perlulah uol. Mase yg sesuai sgt untuk berfoya-foya. Ouch. Hehe. He’s cool. Deep down in my heart, I do jealous with his achievements and his patient. And, he is my new competitor now. Seriously! Jangan amik hati ngn akak dik ekh? ;P

Kenapa manusia x pernah puas? At some point, L ade jek banding2kan my achievements dgn org lain. Someone better than me. Sama umur, tp pencapaian yg berbeza. Sangat berbeza. Some of my friends are now money-maker ok. Unlike me. I know nothing how to make something. Hrffttt!~

The same player, with different fields

It is me. Reflecting to myself. Kalau zaman muda bergetah dulu, as an athlete, padang botak kt UiTM Arau tu la jd tempat hit bola hockey and bola golf. N now, no more. Dah xde padang botak lg untuk L hit bola-bola tu sume. Lagi jauh bola tu pergi, lagi puas rasa hati ni. Yg tinggal Padang Utara, PJ. Motif?!!~ ahahaha.

P/s : [Pn. Fauziah..tolonglah take note mende ni. Lame dah kot kite ni bersara dr aktiviti yg sangat berfaedah tu. Bile nak g lg ekh?]

“ success is 1% of skill, 99% of luck!”

-x ingat ape name cite ni. Tp ade siar kt AXN la. Rocky blue kot! ;)

Padang yg ade skang ni, padang BEN. Yup. Bachelor in English. New field but with the same old player. Xde la ‘old’ sgt. Consider remaja purba la neh. XD

To be as the best athlete, all the thing that I have to do is, PERFECT PRACTICE. PERFECT SKILL. PERFECT TECHNIQUES. Plus, PERFECT TIME.

So, I have to apply the same strategy to achieve my goal. 1^st or at least 2.1. just take it or leave it. With my all capacity and credibility, all I need to do is believe in myself. Just say no to impossible.

Hidup sentiasa ada pilihan. To be better or vice versa. So, pilihlah! Esok-esok, bukan ade org yg nak tolong tuang beras dalam periuk nasi kite ekh? Kite jugak yg merengkek sakit2 badan nak cari secupak beras tu kang. So, ape diharap pd yg xleh harap? Hehehe.

‘Life is about learnt. Love is about patient. Love your life is about to learnt with patient...’

-noorDzaikhamis: 2011