- lucky I'm in love with __________

bajet nak type bestfriend la kan..hahah. xkan ngn nana. x pun babe..ishk! sha lg la jauh kan. semua tu WANITA ok. and L pun bukanlah 'aku..adalah lelaki. yg xpernah lelah memikat wanita..' kan? WANITA jugak ni. x mungkin lah WANITA + WANITA. simpang malaikat 44!

tp kan..uol pnah x nengok cite 'The Backup Plan'? haaa..~ what if L memilih cara J.Lo? i mean..have a baby without get marry. L x buat salah pun. kan? maksudnye xde la L ni bersekedudukan ke ape ke. it is only not to get marry but i want to get pregnant. kate Shimot..'kalo akak kt France boleh la kot..' hmm. tu la kan? buat betul pun kdg2 nampak salah gak walaupun memang sah2 la x salah. ok. if, that is the condition, let's plan to stay in oversea. hahahah. ok x?

8 days to go. then 4 months at home. ok. duduk rumah sampai berkulat ok L. - reminding myself ;)

- die pernah sayangkan sy :)

yg tu hakikat. hehehe. ok. nak cite pasal kesanggupan die sepanjang we ol berkawan. mr. joey ni xde la romantik sgt orgnye. so-so la. kalo u ols follow cite pasal mr. joey sebelum ni, L ade cite how much my frustrated worth. L even tried to commit suicide. lame jugak ok nak rawat sume rase tu. cewah. about 2 years jugak la cube terima kenyataan that our 4 years relationship was over. kate org, jgn dikenang ape yg pahit. kenangkan apa yg manis. it will soothe ur feeling. it will definitely kills ur hate and revenge. that's true. girls, no matter what, die penah jd org yg penting dlm hidup kita kan..? it takes 2 to tango. a relationship was over due to our own mistakes. bertepuk sblah tgn xkan berbunyi kan? never. suka atau pun x, kena belajar terima kenyataan ok?

kalo u ols pnah ingat, ade 1 season world cup 2006 McD klua dgn limited edition of collectable item. soft toy yg jd maskot tuk world cup tu. Goleo! fyi, Mr. Joey ni sanggup collectkan untuk L ok. hahah. mmg x percaya! tp L ade kesemua koleksi tu. cumenye xde la bawak ke kampus ni. ade la kt umah tu. 2nd, pen-drive. time tu musim pen-drive tgh in kt market. n that pen-drive still with me. with the penguin skin. cute! tragis jugak cite pen-drive tu. L siap tido kt KL Sentral hokayh. L x ngadu pun. saje jek cite kt Mr. Joey yg L nak g jumpe abg eddy tuk pinjam pen-drive. alih2 die belikan tuk L. sweet! pen-drive abg edy dah hilang. but pen-drive yg Mr. Joey bg still ade lg dgn L.

tapi..kalau die sanggup buat semua tu..die sanggup jugak tinggalkan L. kan? hahaha. xde ape yg mustahil.

ok. cite pasal sanggup x sanggup ni..nak cite pasal one of my gbff. Babe. a mum to 3 princesses. mahira paling sporting. hahaha. die sanggup carikan novel terbaru dr HLOVET tu ok..!! contengan jalanan. ~ im so excited. yummy. yummy. cant wait to touch and squeeze it. lame kot mengidam! walaupun..sah2 la babe ni x pnahnye ikhlas kalau buat keje kan..tp xpe. i know she loves me. kan babe? hahahaha. ouh. kalo dkat gambar yg ade kt tepi blah kanan ni..die yg ujung blah kiri. yg tgh2 tu sha. pun x pnah ikhlas buat keje. ade jek mende nk mintak belanje. ;P

ok girls. bukan semua percintaan berakhir dgn kebahagiaan. yg penting, kita kuat x kuat jek nak handle masalah. tp, kalau hubungan tu berakhir dgn kegagalan jgn pernah salahkan takdir. jgn pulak lari dr kenyataan. kalau x pnah sakit kite xkan tahu nikmat sihat. positive kn yg negative ok. trust me! He knows what is the best for His servants.

p/s: the future is not ours to see. that's the thrill part. happy friday uols. mwahhhh!!~

- m e l o d i h a t i : Got to go - Najwa Muhyiddin

This time I'm gonna live my life
I ain't no stepford wife
No I ain't perfect
Gonna find somebody who's worth it
And no you ain't that person
Coz i caught you constantly flirtin'
With my best friend
So I guess I'll say goodbye
I'll find me another guy

Why (why why why)
You always makin' me
Cry (cry cry cry)
No I can't stand it
No you can't be my man
It don't matter who you are,
Even if you were a star
You've got to go
(Go go go go go go)

Read my lips I'm leavin'
And no no I ain't teasin'
This time it's for real
Gotta find you another girl
Coz this one sure ain't stayin
By the time you finish what you're sayin'
I'll be gone

- not all the beauties come with the brain!

yup. the worst part is...u are ugly with no brain. ouh! so damn annoying. well, L dgn berbesar hati nak pesan dekat semua gadis-gadis kt luar sana sebelum menyembur berhengat2 dulu level of intelligent kite ni di tahap yg mane ekh. jgn sampai 'kepandaian' kite tu makan diri kite balik. pastu dan2 nak cover, ' i saje jek buat u bengang sbb nak tgk u mcm mane..' duh! so old-skool. for me, kalau that person is not competent enough to fight with me, so..L akan mengalah. cewah. mcm mulia sgt kan? hahahaha. xde la mengalah mcm tu. kenalah ajar cket A B C tu mcm mane. kalo x kang..tetap jugak beliau tu nak menongkat langit kan. puh-liz!

scene : tengah syok2 melayan video ML minggu ketiga. alih2 dpt msg. no yg sgt familiar! pasal mamat ni hutang L dah berabad. huh!

Proton_Izan : Halo. Im gf a.zizan. after he pay u d balance. Don’t u ever dare ask him to pay any payment of d house. U n ur family 2 much. Ckp mcm taik

[ouh! menggigil jgn ckap la..mmg berdebor sgt! tp L reply jugak..]

L : Tyvm. May ALLAH bless u both.

Proton_Izan:
Wc. Alhamdulillah hrp2 ko dapat rase btp rasenye menyusahkan hidup org

[ek eh..minah ni mid life crisis ke hape2 tibe2 nak emo nih..?]

L : Well. What goes around comes around. I believe ALLAH with me. Ask ur bf to keep his balls. I don’t know u and im not dealing with u. Is that wrong if i am asking what is mine? Fyi, he never kept his promise. Never once.

Proton_Izan: Wat balls babe? <---------- [THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PART EVER!!!]

L x reply... n then..

Proton_Izan: Kl dah tau cite la..

[errkk?! mst die dah pk something else neh...wallawei!]

L replied: Nothing much to tell. As i mentioned before, im not dealing with u. Honey, next time please ensure ur beauty comes with the brain ok. So, daaa..~

alih2 die bengang da..: Wteve he is mine. U bête mention it. Ssh sng kmi rsa brsma..n u r blind of it...suppose 2 b u use ur brain, dear. Hope u njoy wteve u do. X pyh tjk baik klo hati busuk..

[damn!!! she thot L nak amek bf-beliau-yg-tak-seberapa tu?!!! aiyooo0!] hahahahahahah.

L: Hati i busuk? So hati u wangi sgt la kan? Ur bf just not my cup of tea. hello. like ur bf drives 5series BMW. Puh-liz! Shesshhh. I AM NOT A BITCH.

beliau balas dgn rase x puas hati: Whtever lps abeh die byr utg u 2..tlg jgn cr die lg..g r minta htg umh kt org yg sewa umh fmily u 2 dn knekan dirg lk cm ne u knekan bf i..i dh lame ngn die, i tawu ssh nye die abes ngn byr umh 2 smpai sen pn xleh smpan utk our marriage. N i cant stand of this anymore! N u know die jd i dgn baik..

[ni skrip amenda plak ni? adoyay!! dah masuk bab jage menjage tepi kain plak ni? ape kena mengena ni weh?!!!]

L: U ni janda dr Pahang tu ke? [short n simple!]

n then: x..die dh tinggal...k lh kak g tau ya2..kak ngn a.izan dh bertunang hjg bln 12 t.lps..mcm2 dh kak lalui dgn die. Klo ble nk settle masalah yg ade..

[ouh! reti ckap elok2 gak die ni upenye..well, ok!]

L: Kalau dr td ckap elok2 kan xpe?i’m not a little girl yg xde otak nk berfikir. Clear? Sy x ksah ape hubungan akak dgn die. Non of my business. Hutang yg sy mintak tu hutang bln 9 n 10 tahun lepas. Brape kali die berjanji nak bayar? Sy dulukan duit PTPTN sy sbb pk die tu kwn sy. Just kwn. Fyi, my bf drive 5series bmw. Tp jgn la buat kwn mcm ni. Call x jwb. Msg x bls. Sy bukan jenis cr pasal dgn org la kak. Sy taw limit sy. Sy hormat die sbb die lebih tua dr sy. Sy xtaw knape mst die nak berhabis tuk rumah tu. Sdgkan ade penyewa lain. Kak pun xyah la nk serang2 sy mcm ni. Mcm sy plak berhutang.

ok. ade banyak lg part2 kelakar yg minah ntah asal usul ni buat. but enough with that. she thot she's older than me so she could say anything that she wants to. LIBERTY? ehem. beliau ni rase beliau jek yg ade hati nak marah. abes hati L ni mulia sgt la kan boleh tahan sabar dgn msgs kurg ajar dr beliau.thanks ALLAH. i got the strength. yg penting...sakit perut sbb tergelak dgn kepandaian minah ntah asas usul ni. i know she try to be a savvy to her bf. tp beragak la. finally, L berjaya jugak menang kes ni. senang jek. kalo bf die tu gentleman, meh la face to face. tayah la nak guna gf lak tuk msg2 ni. tahpape. chicken! ok darlings.

MORAL: kalau org tu tgh jd api kita cuba jd air...time die dah nak jd air tu. time tu kite simbah die sampai basah lencun. jgn bg peluang pun ekh! love uols. Mwahhhh!!~